Brian, the Coolest guy in the Room. sign now

Brian is a very cool person, and people should let him know. We, the undersigned, believe that it shall be made known that Brian is the coolest guy in the room at all times. The only exceptions to this rule are if one or more of the following is in the room with him as well: Jesus, The Pope, Fr. Steve, His Dad, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Jimmy, Bob Dole, Bill Murray, Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Nicholson, Shawn Michaels, Paul Konerko, Superman, or Batman. Also, we agree that giving him money is cool, although we may not be cool enough to give him money at the time.

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Latest Signatures

  • 25 November 201550. Michael F
    I was seriously considering changing my name to Brian Solar cause then I could be really really cool too. City DeKalb State IL
  • 13 November 201549. Jude Carlson
    hey, he's brian, nuff said State UK
  • 05 November 201548. Alexandria C
    Brian is cool!!! City McHenry State Illinois
  • 21 October 201547. Gibberish Cuevas
    BRIAN YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! City brian State ny
  • 28 September 201546. Vicky Peters
    :P City Milwaukee State WI
  • 30 August 201545. Someone Whosnameisjusttoocooltom
    Since when did having gonoreah become cool? City City of Cream State Milk_Waukee
  • 26 August 201544. Bob Pitts
    I support this petition
  • 09 August 201543. Poker C
    I'm Poker Chk the coolest chk on the planet, very happy to have u in the cool club!!!! City Memphis State TN
  • 20 July 201542. Lindsay Harrell
    Brian's not only the coolest guy in the room, but also the coolest guy in the world. Hey and we're related, doesn't that mean I share in that coolness?! City Indpls. State IN
  • 20 July 201541. Batman Santiago
    good thing "I'm Batman" Therefore when Brian and I are together, I out-cool him, but hey, when I'm not around, he kicks everyone elses butts in coolness State IL
  • 08 July 201540. Diana Tucker
    cool City Cleveland State OH
  • 02 July 201539. Fag L
    joy to the world he gives good head State fl
  • 09 June 201538. Katie Delacruz
    I support this petition
  • 03 June 201537. Kate Murphy
    I support this petition
  • 30 April 201536. Fred B
    Brian is very cool. Just the other day I asked him to give me a blow job .......and he did. State Hell
  • 01 April 201535. Witten Dyer
    i dunno if you're cooler than david bowie though City st. louis State Missouri
  • 16 March 201534. Jason Wilkins
    im signing this in the optimism that Brian and his friends might come to the picnic today at newman at 1pm. if he fails to attend and be participatory, this signature becomes null and void instantly. however, Brian is still a pretty cool guy. of course, h
  • 16 February 201533. Super J
    Brian...why won't you visit our baby??? he needs you! State Illinois
  • 12 January 201532. Jennz Harrison
    Brian huney - everyone is the coolest one in the room when they are all alone;-)!!! But I guess you aren't completely revolting - j/k have fun with your petition cool guy! State IL
  • 03 January 201531. Gleichy French
    you are a gay as your are stupid City RENO (are you ready to rock!!!!) State NEVADA!!!!
  • 29 December 201430. Brian Beck
    Yes I Totally Agree City sydney State NSW
  • 07 December 201429. Tom Burnett
    Coolest guy! City DeKalb State IL
  • 08 November 201428. Matt K
    dude, you are soooo cool City pittsburgh State pa
  • 02 November 201427. Mark F
    Brian meant to add me to the list of exceptions, except they dont allow you to edit the petition once it has been submitted. State IL
  • 16 October 201426. Brandino S
    ...yeah... City mordor State ill
  • 29 July 201425. Kellie Schroeder
    You are tied for coolest when I'm around! City Milwaukee State Wisconsin
  • 29 March 201424. Emilie Rodgers
    Brian ROCKS MY SOCKS!!! City DeKalb State IL

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