Bring Back The Cellophane S Throw In "Superman Returns" sign now

We the below signed parties to here by request from Mr. Bryan Singer that, in some way, some how, he return the greatest power ever know in the Superman film franchise to his new film, Superman Return. Mr Singer, we demand that you bring back the "Cellophane S Throw".

When in a pinch, the Man of Steel has no other greater resource available in his arsenal of weapons then the cellophane S throw. Super Villains and henchmen alike are bewildered when face with such a mighty weapon. Imagine, pure yellow and red melty plastic covering every part of your body and then quickly disappearing just as crazily as it came flying at you in the first place, leaving you in total bewilderment and confusion.

Super strength? Super speed ? Heat vision ? Flight ? These all pale in comparison to the cellophane s throw. For its wonder and amazement are far beyond that of any of these lesser powers. Mr. Singer, we demand the return of this incredible power in your new upcoming, multi-million, blockbuster, production.

Also, please keep in mind the brilliance of the laser finger thingy and the clone phasing power.

Thanks you kind sir, and God bless you.

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Latest Signatures

  • 21 July 201550. Barry G
    I support this petition
  • 06 July 201549. Bj Zamora
    At least have a cellophane S homage... perhaps one where Clark puts some yellow saran wrap on some leftovers...
  • 10 May 201548. Wal E
    At least a mention of if of some kind...Oh and also the amnesia kiss
  • 29 January 201547. Russell O
    I support this petition
  • 04 October 201446. Jen S
    I support this petition
  • 21 September 201445. Dyde Waters
    asldjk
  • 10 September 201444. Ballsmoose Hodges
    Superman just can't be superman without his cellophane S
  • 05 September 201443. B Shepard
    I support this petition
  • 06 August 201442. Kevin R
    I support this petition
  • 03 March 201441. Matches M
    Also, we must not forget the fabled "Rebuilding the Wall of China" vision. That is a necessary addition.
  • 21 February 201440. Bryan S
    It's done.
  • 17 July 201339. Oozer Parks
    Truer words have never been said.
  • 27 June 201338. Brian B
    I support this petition
  • 26 June 201337. Vanessa P
    bring classy back!
  • 11 May 201336. Andrew Carey
    I support this petition
  • 24 April 201335. Chris R
    В
  • 22 March 201334. Alexius H
    that was the funniest or most WTF scene ever!!
  • 30 January 201333. Dtt Clarke
    Clarkana Kentana
  • 12 January 201332. Nick C
    I support this petition
  • 07 November 201231. Cookies Christian
    YUM
  • 17 September 201230. Jameson Bailey
    please god no.
  • 20 August 201229. Ryan F
    That big plastic S was one of the best tricks in Superman's arsenal. I'd hate to see it forgotten.
  • 20 June 201228. Joao G
    I support this petition
  • 31 January 201227. Troy Jt
    It could significantly inconvinience his enemies.
  • 03 January 201226. Me May
    I support this petition
  • 25 November 201125. Diane M
    thank you
  • 06 October 201124. Mickey C
    I support this petition

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