Ellen Feiss Is Hot sign now

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night long.

And while we all agree this isn't really a petition, we still want to participate in said boinking.

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Latest Signatures

  • 06 November 2015900. Tom Elbastardp
    Well, at least I get first - everyone else start lining up for seconds...
  • 03 November 2015899. Taco Bellc
    Yo quiero...yo quiero... *slobber*
  • 25 October 2015898. Mac S
    Like all other Mac-stuff, she sucks bigtime. She looks boring. ... and don't want to be boinking little pre-mature schoolgirls
  • 17 October 2015897. Michael C
    I support this petition
  • 05 October 2015896. Frank S
    boink...boink...boink
  • 01 October 2015895. Chris P
    Oh Yeah!
  • 29 September 2015894. Mikael Mcclure
    I support this petition
  • 29 September 2015893. Bobby J
    I support this petition
  • 23 September 2015892. Maxwell H
    I support this petition
  • 21 September 2015891. Fuzz Rice
    ... and mine goes "bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep". Damn, she's hot!
  • 21 September 2015890. Tom F
    love you
  • 18 September 2015889. Ramiro Am
    I support this petition
  • 15 September 2015888. Johnny M
    i'd boink her, from behind if necessary
  • 12 September 2015887. Bigpoppabona Dougherty
    i love to stick my big one in that stoned little bitch, ILL KILL HER WITH THE AWESOME POWER OF MY DICK!!!!!
  • 11 September 2015886. Darius G
    I support this petition
  • 07 September 2015885. Prace Glover
    She's not all that hot, but she's young and I'd hit it 'till I fell asleep drooling on the back of her neck.
  • 02 September 2015884. Robert C
    В
  • 01 September 2015883. Stark Cardenas
    В
  • 28 August 2015882. Darrell M
    Ellen rocks
  • 26 August 2015881. Sammo Burns
    I don't know about this name change thing
  • 25 August 2015880. Anders H
    I agree totally. Ehh... yes.
  • 17 August 2015879. Penis P
    I support this petition
  • 08 August 2015878. Grant W
    Freakin' hot!
  • 31 July 2015877. Nigga Forr
    I'd totally fuck that ellen bitch for real
  • 29 July 2015876. George W
    I'd do her!
  • 17 July 2015875. Giggedy Knight
    all night
  • 09 July 2015874. Robert Funkyjw
    Imagine, if you will, that the hottest super model you can imagine is covered with hot sauce, strapped onto a nuclear warhead, and then shot towards the sun. Then the sun EXPLODES. Ellen isn't quite that hot, BUT... she is pretty cute. A/S/L!?!

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Saundra OsbornBy:
Technology and the InternetIn:
Petition target:
Ellen Feiss

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