Give Kenporules a Billion Dollars sign now

We, the undersigned, petition to give Kenporules a billion dollars. How this money will be collected and delivered will be left to the near-infinite and nigh-uncomprehensible power of online petitions. If, upon completion of the petition, Kenporules is not a billion dollars richer, blame will be assigned to the lack of faith in the petition process of the undersigned collective.

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Latest Signatures

  • 30 September 201550. Tyler D
    Do it.
  • 17 September 201549. Ben D
    Dave Thomas would be proud
  • 12 August 201548. Bloodninja Bowen
    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
  • 08 August 201547. Zzombiex Carr
    where am i
  • 23 July 201546. Penis M
    Penis Mcenzie is behind this 100\%
  • 15 June 201545. Chunky Mcfatpantsj
    I ROXORS!!!111!!!
  • 06 June 201544. The J
    Show him the money!
  • 30 April 201543. Dick C
    Dick likes Bush & follows his lead.
  • 10 March 201542. George W
    I doth agree with yon petione. Those gout-afflicted felines in the city of my name have gone too far in not bestowing appropiate riches upon Kenporules.
  • 02 March 201541. George Wb
    I'm the biggest fatcat there is & endorse this petition.
  • 05 February 201540. Hazellrabbit Clark
    id like to say that as a furry fellow friend and longtime admirerer on rotten tomatoes of this kenporules, i would like to give him the chance for the 1 billion dollars. this is all.
  • 08 December 201439. Kenpos G
    I wish someone would give him a billion dollars. Then he would have ONE thing going for him. Besides his huge penis. Tiny balls, though. It's strange.
  • 06 November 201438. Philip M
    I support this petition
  • 14 February 201437. Daniel Sb
    yes, I support this very important thing
  • 11 February 201436. Scottie L
    All hail the mighty kenpo!!
  • 15 January 201435. Michael J
    Be sure to please the little children!
  • 22 November 201334. Franz Fields
    BILLIONSSSSS
  • 16 September 201333. Heist Murray
    lol, stupid fag, you suck dicks lolololol1!!!!1!!
  • 09 July 201332. Bobby Gamble
    I support this petition
  • 11 June 201331. Wyld I
    Ah, what the hell. Maybe he'll loan me a c-note.
  • 20 March 201330. Cuba Goodingj
    IM CUBA GOODING JR AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT AND WHERE,ANYTIME,ANYPLACE,
  • 21 February 201329. Obiwanshinobi Clements
    This petition is a closet homesexual.
  • 12 February 201328. Konnor Namelessl
    There is only two people in this world I'd sign this petition for. One of them is Kevin Bacon, the other is you.
  • 31 January 201327. The Guykenpodidntsexuallym
    Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????/
  • 15 January 201326. Kenporules Park
    I support this petition
  • 12 January 201325. Barack O
    I support this petition
  • 21 October 201224. Sideburnz Gardner
    $$$$$$$

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