Kill Nader Awareness Month. sign now

WHEREAS, Ralph Nader ran for president in 2000, stealing votes from Al Gore, thus delivering the presidency to George W. Bush, and

WHEREAS, Ralph Nader is therefore the cause of all evil known to humanity, ie. the Bush administration, and

WHEREAS, Ralph Nader is most likely a highly paid agent of said Bush Administration, and

WHEREAS, or Nader may have actually been killed by one of Karl Roves goons and replaced with a Nader clone to help Bush steal the election again.

THEREFORE, we request February 2004 to be known as Kill Nader Awareness Month.

NOW, THEREFORE, I XXXXXXXX; do hereby sponsor the proclamation for the month of February 2003

To my friends in the secret service: Seriously, this is satire. Read the newspaper and get a clue.

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  • 09 October 201550. George Wb
    Is this where you sign up for free balloons? I like balloons. Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 26 September 201549. Raymond W
    a vote for Nader is a wasted vote for George Bush Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 11 September 201548. Priceless H
    All CEOs are excellent people and we contribute to both the democrats and the republicans equally. Ralph is evil Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 26 August 201547. Jim Walker
    Viva La Nader!!! Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 26 July 201546. Bob Preston
    none Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 18 April 201545. Suzanne N
    This is a set up from those rotten repugs who can't win an election, they have to steal them! Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
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  • 05 June 201443. Joseph Fw
    nader should go drive fast in a covair Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 15 February 201442. M Hughes
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  • 23 September 201341. George B
    got dick? Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 15 February 201340. Hillary C
    I said that "....I wanted to strangle Ralph Nader." If something happens to him, will I be under suspicion for murder?? "e Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 17 January 201339. Rob Mcknight
    nader Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 10 January 201338. Daniel A
    The only bush i trust is my own! Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 10 December 201237. Colleen M
    How much is Nader being paid? Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 13 August 201236. Lisa K
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  • 21 May 201234. Blake G
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  • 20 November 201133. Christine G
    basterd Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 29 August 201132. Elizabeth G
    Ralph Nader is being paid by Bush to run because Bush obviously doesn't have a good campaign... Come on Bush, show me those weapons of mass destruction! Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 09 June 201131. The Bushmandatewillprevail
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  • 28 April 201130. Alex B
    Ralph is gay Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 04 February 201129. Smd Barnes
    I support this petition
  • 02 December 201028. G Cisneros
    I throw a party when Ralph gets killed Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 21 July 201027. Mark O
    I will ostracize anyone that votes for Ralph Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 05 June 201026. Sarah Ibarra
    Kill nader? No! Just get George Bush. Honestly, he's the one to untamentaly blame. Poor Nader. But still... Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 05 June 201025. Kratzer Hays
    i want to kill nader Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No
  • 13 November 200924. Valerie Comptont
    Kerry+Nader=Preident Dumbass 2end Term Nader should be made to suffer, but not die No Ralph makes me RALPH! No

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