Race the Cobra Chris Johnson! sign now

We hereby petition that one, Chris Johnson, and his alleged 10 second, $90,000 Pontiac Trans Am, participate in a competition of speed against the Kenney Brown powered Mustang Cobra. In addition, we also ask that the said individual cease the act of being a pansy as well as the act of extreme exaggeration. Lastly, we would ask that he grow up, learn some responsibility, straiten his priorities, and be the man, father, and husband, that a person his age should be. In summary, Chris Johnson needs to put up or shut and, and grow up.

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