All The Signatures

  • 16 December 2015200. Scott S
    I hate those low flow toilets, Your absolutely right about taking like 5 flushes to get a turd down there.
  • 28 November 2015199. Joe B
    I have similar problems.
  • 06 November 2015198. Red M
    I support this petition
  • 25 September 2015197. Chris L
    I support this petition
  • 29 August 2015196. Bubba Shittsa
    I LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEM
  • 03 June 2015195. Sunnee Barber
    I support this petition
  • 21 March 2015194. Jj Summers
    This is funny but true:)
  • 04 March 2015193. Nick E
    I support this petition
  • 24 February 2015192. Paula P
    Have you ever had to ram a plunger into a turd-filled toilet bowl because the low-flow system was incapable of flushing the crap down? I have, and it's a mess. These things don't work.
  • 23 February 2015191. Clark W
    I support this petition
  • 22 February 2015190. Nicolas B
    I support this petition
  • 18 February 2015189. Virgie Newton
    I'M NUMBER 100 ON THIS LOUSY PETITION LOOK AT THAT
  • 14 February 2015188. Lucillefrance Huber
    Toilets Forever
  • 29 January 2015187. Jean Page
    I recently stayed at a Disney resort, where the room I had used a low flow toilet. It was really irritating to have to flush 2 to 3 times EVERY SINGLE time I even peed to try to get the shredded toilet paper to go down completely. What a waste of water an
  • 25 January 2015186. Claude M
    After two Big Macs, a Supersized order of Fries, and a Supersized Coke, I gotta' take me a Man-sized dump. There ain't no low-flow toilet gonna' handle my McDonaldland-induced Supersized dumps!
  • 31 December 2014185. Joan Durham
    They do not work! Why can you not understand this?
  • 29 November 2014184. Dr Tedb
    Every week on my website www.movieguide.org I generate so much stupid far-Right religious s**t that it would take a thousand low-flow toilets a MILLION years to digest all of it. A high-flow toilet like the Pat Robertson 5000 can eat that much s**t in a 4
  • 28 November 2014183. Jennifer R
    I support this petition
  • 28 November 2014182. Poop Pooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppoopp
    poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
  • 15 November 2014181. Ben P
    man you suck this petition is a total waste of time
  • 31 October 2014180. John Burgess
    i hate them
  • 27 October 2014179. Karlee Branch
    В
  • 18 October 2014178. Cara Ferguson
    does not save water because we have to flush so many more times.. clogs all the time
  • 08 October 2014177. Shaun L
    Ban the low flows - and the ones that are too small for men to fit their jewels into when their sitting.
  • 23 September 2014176. Bubba S
    When ah takes a dump it's a Man-Sized Dump! Ah mean, that toilet is full of streaming, brown crap. Now you tell me, what kind of low-flow toilet is going to handle a mess like that?
  • 20 September 2014175. Michael H
    Low Flow Toilets waste more water than they save
  • 18 September 2014174. Poop M
    poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
  • 09 August 2014173. Louise S
    Let's stop toxic mold in toilets
  • 25 July 2014172. Jase Mclaughlin
    I support this petition
  • 21 July 2014171. Clara P
    I couldn't agree more. Low flow toilets are a true environmental hazard.
  • 18 July 2014170. Cheryl S
    My water bill went up because you have to reflush so often and they overflow every time someone passes gas.
  • 20 April 2014169. God Huang
    I take dumps of Biblical proportions, and a dump that size simply will not flush in a low-flow toilet.
  • 31 January 2014168. Stephanie C
    these toilets are a menace to society
  • 24 December 2013167. Myles E
    I support this petition
  • 27 October 2013166. Pee P
    pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee peepee pee
  • 12 October 2013165. Fred Stark
    Ya gotta flush the damn toilet 2 or 3 times to get the sh*t down!
  • 30 September 2013164. Hugh J
    no mo lo flo
  • 04 September 2013163. Nicholas C
    You are right!!! They are a joke.
  • 22 August 2013162. Bill C
    YES! STOP THE FLOATING-TURD MENACE!
  • 19 August 2013161. Bill O
    My crapper's a no-spin zone....heh
  • 17 August 2013160. Lazar Z
    given my druthers, i'd go with a colostomy bag.
  • 13 August 2013159. Raymond S
    WOOOOOOSH. The more I see and experience these water wasting low flows, the more I like my Outhouse, except for cold winter breeze, it's still better than taking the plunge in the low flow! Half a moon is better than no moon, Keeping Regular
  • 30 July 2013158. Blaine C
    I support this petition
  • 29 July 2013157. Lincoln L
    I have to go drop the kids off at the pool
  • 22 July 2013156. Monica Warner
    I support this petition
  • 01 July 2013155. Toilets F
    toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!! toilets forever!!!toilets f
  • 06 June 2013154. Hahaha Ware
    how funny.
  • 06 June 2013153. Ntsiki Mccoy
    man, I thought my dump went down - so I left confidently - only for the fine man behind me to look at me with utter disgust after he came back from the bathroom - seems my Mr. Hankie did NOT go down and kinda stunk! long story short - a low-flow toilet ru
  • 27 May 2013152. Ryan N
    AMEN !!
  • 10 April 2013151. Pam M
    Go with the High Flow Toilets, they work!!!
  • 21 March 2013150. Joseph Dh
    I support this petition
  • 14 March 2013149. Richard Z
    I support this petition
  • 16 February 2013148. Shant Sellers
    I support this petition
  • 16 January 2013147. Joe D
    You can buy the 3.5 Gallon toilets in Canada and your local plumber CAN install it! BAN the 1.6 Gallon low flow toilets NOW!! Joe Dugan 36 Kings Highway Orangeburg, New York 10962-1809 [email protected] /* */
  • 25 December 2012146. Michael Kf
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  • 18 November 2012145. Ryan M
    This is the most worthwile petition I have seen yet!
  • 07 November 2012144. Fred Mills
    YES! IT NOW TAKES 8 FLUSHES TO DO WHAT USED TO GET DONE IN ONE!! HOW DOES THAT SAVE WATER???!!!
  • 04 November 2012143. Poop M
    poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
  • 02 November 2012142. Fred F
    Whenever the Rubbles come over for dinner, Barney always goes to the john and leaves a big stinking pile of crap. Wilma's new low-flow toilet clogs every time, and guess who gets to plunge the crap out? Yeah, that's right. Yours truly gets to go elbow dee
  • 21 October 2012141. Pee P
    pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee peepee pee
  • 07 October 2012140. Poop M
    poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poopp
  • 05 September 2012139. Sachi K
    I support this petition
  • 31 August 2012138. Bowl Stuccos
    Takes three flushes to send the sewer pickel on its way
  • 30 August 2012137. Andy Haynes
    i agree! sometimes it can take a couple of 100 flushes for a floater!!!!!!!!!
  • 01 August 2012136. Jasirus Dawson
    Instead of worrying about saving water by such trivial means, we should worry about propper filtration methods, it's not like water dissapears, it just becomes contaminated.
  • 10 June 2012135. Luvpoo Massey
    i love to $hit
  • 06 June 2012134. Bubba Shittswifec
    I LIKE DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET TOO, BUT NOT OUT OF LOW-FLOWS YA KNOW?
  • 04 June 2012133. Hugh J
    These low flows gotta go. I mean for crap's sake!
  • 19 April 2012132. Smelly O
    I support this petition
  • 14 April 2012131. Juan Cv
    My bowel movements clogged in there too much!
  • 06 April 2012130. Gale Jefferson
    You'd have to be a marksman to even HIT the 2 ounces of water in the bowl. Shrapnel and skidmarks are now an unwelcome part of every visit to my bathroom, thanks to the liberal pencil-pushing crybabies who dreamed up THIS fiasco. Is it a job requirement o
  • 21 March 2012129. Old Constipatedg
    I wish I could still $hit ....
  • 24 February 2012128. Mike D
    I support this petition
  • 29 January 2012127. Laura Picklesb
    After a long night of swilling beer, eating pretzels, and picking up sleazy women, ol' George dubya's turds smell something awful! We can't have a stench like that in the White House, so I've ordered all low-flow toilets be removed and replaced with stand
  • 08 January 2012126. Becka Waters
    This sounds very disgusting but it's true.
  • 24 October 2011125. Me Johns
    this is funny i like funny petitions
  • 15 October 2011124. Edward N
    Low Flow my left tit! I work hard. I crap hard, I don't need any of these hippie-toilets, I want a supercharded vacume to take my filth away!
  • 03 October 2011123. Bucky F
    My shit always plugs up low flow toilets.
  • 20 September 2011122. Poop M
    poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
  • 16 August 2011121. Crusty Nelson
    I have to break it into little pieces before I flush !
  • 15 August 2011120. Sir C
    I support this petition
  • 11 August 2011119. Marcy B
    I support this petition
  • 05 August 2011118. Jack B
    I don't take low-flow dumps, so I don't need a low-flow toilet.
  • 10 June 2011117. Hit S
    I support this petition
  • 28 May 2011116. Simone R
    I hate them! Remember that "King of the Hill" episode with low-flow toilets? It was true and funny.
  • 15 May 2011115. Scott S
    I take monster shits and I can't get them flushed. If anything I need a high flow toilet!
  • 02 May 2011114. Andie D
    I support this petition
  • 11 March 2011113. Ed N
    Hey there Ralphi boy! You know I can tell who has low flow toilets and who doesn't from my job in the sewer. With the low flow toilets, all we get in the sewers is the chunks and none of the sauce, if you know what I mean....
  • 24 February 2011112. Pee P
    pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee peepee pee
  • 10 February 2011111. R S
    Dunno what da fuss is all 'bout. MY low-flow sucks just fine. Of course maybe that's 'cause I connected it to City Hall instead of the utility.
  • 07 February 2011110. David D
    I support this petition
  • 03 February 2011109. Dax M
    Low flow toilets piss me off!!!
  • 31 December 2010108. Scott L
    I support this petition
  • 10 November 2010107. Jason C
    I support this petition
  • 31 October 2010106. Tyrone B
    Shit my crap is 8 ft. long i hate those damn toilets
  • 15 September 2010105. Geeke Williams
    I support this petition
  • 11 September 2010104. Homer Holmes
    It took me 15 flushs for my pee. by the way low flow is the way i flow wink wink i am gay call me baby
  • 08 September 2010103. Fitzie Montoya
    I support this petition
  • 05 August 2010102. Lee H
    these things suck...
  • 06 July 2010101. Sephiroth
    Yeah! No more low flush!
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